A PARODY Sung to the tune of "You're the Top." You're the Chop by Elena Santangelo (with apologies to Cole Porter) You're the chop You're a Hilshire patty, You're the chop Whether lean or fatty. You're a weiner made by Oscar Meyer, Inc. You're a Smithfield ham, a can of Spam, a breakfast link. You're the meat In a pork chop suey, You'd be sweet Cooked up cordon-bleuy I'm the school lunch plate your kids will hate and swap But if, baby, I'm the butt roast, you're the chop. You're the chop You're a prime kielbasa Raised on slop For Bob Evans's casa. You're a Boar's Head honey-basted and spiral-cut, You're a footlong Coney, a ring baloney, a Boston butt. You're no sham You're a lunchtime charmer Like a ham In a can from Armour I'm the grissled chew in the dog's dish you will drop But if, baby, I'm the butt roast, you're the chop. Copyright 2010, Elena Santangelo < Back to Fun HOME | ABOUT | BOOKS | SHORT STORIES | PARODIES | WRITING TIPS | LINKS  ________________________________________________________________ This site is Copyright©2009: Elena Santangelo Site design and development by BBC Web Services