A PARODY Sung to the tune of "Comedy Tonight." Barbecue Tonight by Elena Santangelo (with apologies to Mr. Sondheim) Something with bacon, low fat forsaken Something for everyone--a barbecue tonight. Sausage and pork roll cooked over charcoal Something for everyone--a barbecue tonight. Nothing that's fish, nothing that's game Just set a suckling over a flame. Nothing au gratin, nothing that's rotten Nothing but pigs and appetite Shoulder cut or side meat, boiled jowls and       pigs' feet Boston butt or fatback, pork rinds as a quick       snack--- (big finish -- slow kick line) No tiny bones, no mad cow curse, Just some trichinosis at worse. Big pork selection grilled to perfection. Get out the citronella light. Leftovers tomorrow--barbecue tonight! Copyright 1999, Elena Santangelo   < Back to Fun                                                       If I Only Had a Hog >   HOME | ABOUT | BOOKS | SHORT STORIES | PARODIES | WRITING TIPS | LINKS  ________________________________________________________________ This site is Copyright©2009: Elena Santangelo Site design and development by BBC Web Services